1 00:00:03,771 --> 00:00:06,240 Eddie, the forks go on left. 2 00:00:06,307 --> 00:00:08,942 - on the left? - right. 3 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:10,311 Oh, on the right. 4 00:00:10,378 --> 00:00:12,713 Well, that makes sense. We're all right-handed. 5 00:00:12,780 --> 00:00:16,584 No, genius. When I said right, I meant left was right. 6 00:00:18,852 --> 00:00:20,454 Great news, everyone. 7 00:00:20,521 --> 00:00:23,591 I stopped on the way home and Bought us a pizza for dinner. 8 00:00:23,657 --> 00:00:26,460 Thank goodness. We can eat with our hands. 9 00:00:36,604 --> 00:00:38,739 * it's a rare condition * 10 00:00:38,806 --> 00:00:40,374 * in this day and age * 11 00:00:40,441 --> 00:00:43,811 * to read any good news On the newspaper page * 12 00:00:43,877 --> 00:00:47,281 * and love and tradition Of the grand design * 13 00:00:47,348 --> 00:00:51,819 * some people say Is even harder to find * 14 00:00:51,885 --> 00:00:55,089 * well, then, there must be Some magic clue * 15 00:00:55,156 --> 00:00:59,193 * inside these gentle walls * 16 00:00:59,260 --> 00:01:02,696 * 'cause all I see Is a tower of dreams * 17 00:01:02,763 --> 00:01:06,634 * real love burstin' Out of every seam * 18 00:01:07,868 --> 00:01:10,604 * as days go by * 19 00:01:10,671 --> 00:01:14,808 * we're gonna fill our house With happiness * 20 00:01:14,875 --> 00:01:17,545 * the moon may cry * 21 00:01:17,611 --> 00:01:21,315 * we're gonna smother The blues with tenderness * 22 00:01:21,382 --> 00:01:24,818 * as days go by * 23 00:01:24,885 --> 00:01:26,620 * there's room for you * 24 00:01:26,687 --> 00:01:28,189 * room for me * 25 00:01:28,256 --> 00:01:32,360 * for gentle hearts An opportunity * 26 00:01:32,426 --> 00:01:35,629 * as days go by * 27 00:01:35,696 --> 00:01:39,833 * it's the bigger love Of the family * 28 00:01:54,182 --> 00:01:56,049 Grandma. 29 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:57,385 Grandma. 30 00:01:57,451 --> 00:01:59,019 Grandma. 31 00:01:59,086 --> 00:02:00,120 Anything for me? 32 00:02:00,188 --> 00:02:02,156 Grandma. 33 00:02:02,223 --> 00:02:03,657 Grandma. 34 00:02:03,724 --> 00:02:05,826 Grandma. 35 00:02:05,893 --> 00:02:07,127 This one Looks important. 36 00:02:07,195 --> 00:02:08,128 That must be for me. 37 00:02:08,196 --> 00:02:09,163 Grandma. 38 00:02:09,230 --> 00:02:12,433 Oh, this is From barbara bush. 39 00:02:12,500 --> 00:02:14,001 You know Barbara bush? 40 00:02:14,067 --> 00:02:18,472 Sure, but I haven't heard From them since they moved. 41 00:02:18,539 --> 00:02:20,541 Here's one For you, dad. 42 00:02:20,608 --> 00:02:21,509 Thank you. 43 00:02:21,575 --> 00:02:23,911 Oh, terrific. A water bill. 44 00:02:25,379 --> 00:02:27,348 Here's one for aunt rachel. Should I give it to her? 45 00:02:27,415 --> 00:02:30,451 Let me give it to her. Makes me feel important. 46 00:02:32,486 --> 00:02:36,190 Hey, rachel, You got a letter. 47 00:02:36,257 --> 00:02:38,192 It's from Sci-fi magazine. 48 00:02:38,259 --> 00:02:40,127 I sent them A short story. 49 00:02:40,194 --> 00:02:41,195 I don't believe it. 50 00:02:41,262 --> 00:02:42,930 You haven't even Read her story. 51 00:02:42,996 --> 00:02:45,499 Not her story, The water bill. 52 00:02:45,566 --> 00:02:48,936 Did we get a swimming pool And nobody told me? 53 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:51,672 Look at that. 54 00:02:51,739 --> 00:02:53,307 It is a little high. 55 00:02:53,374 --> 00:02:54,642 A little high? 56 00:02:54,708 --> 00:02:57,378 They don't use This much water At sea world. 57 00:03:00,214 --> 00:03:02,283 This is terrible. 58 00:03:02,350 --> 00:03:04,318 They rejected my story. 59 00:03:04,385 --> 00:03:06,420 Oh, rachel, I'm sorry. 60 00:03:06,487 --> 00:03:09,390 I guess this is been a tough day For both of us, huh? 61 00:03:11,292 --> 00:03:13,193 Great news, dad. 62 00:03:13,261 --> 00:03:15,296 I'm all finished Washing the car. 63 00:03:15,363 --> 00:03:17,998 You washed the car? 64 00:03:18,065 --> 00:03:19,633 With water? 65 00:03:20,901 --> 00:03:24,037 Why did you do that? 66 00:03:24,104 --> 00:03:25,873 Because you Told me to? 67 00:03:25,939 --> 00:03:30,177 That was two weeks ago When we could afford it. 68 00:03:30,244 --> 00:03:31,379 I don't believe this. 69 00:03:31,445 --> 00:03:33,247 I do something good, And I'm in trouble. 70 00:03:33,314 --> 00:03:35,583 Big trouble. And from now on, 71 00:03:35,649 --> 00:03:38,586 Ask me before you do something I told you to do. 72 00:03:41,522 --> 00:03:44,191 I'm sorry They rejected your story. 73 00:03:44,258 --> 00:03:46,026 It was a great idea. 74 00:03:46,093 --> 00:03:49,096 It was about this trucker Who has a whole lot of tattoos. 75 00:03:49,162 --> 00:03:53,000 Then one day he notices His tattoos are changing. 76 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:55,569 Finally, he realizes They're not tattoos At all, 77 00:03:55,636 --> 00:03:58,706 But aliens with Really low self-esteem. 78 00:04:02,843 --> 00:04:05,145 Uh-huh. 79 00:04:05,212 --> 00:04:07,581 I'm doing a stephen king Sort of thing. 80 00:04:07,648 --> 00:04:09,617 Let me tell you where You're going wrong. 81 00:04:09,683 --> 00:04:12,420 Shouldn't be wasting Your time writing about Truckers and tattoos. 82 00:04:12,486 --> 00:04:14,655 Gotta be writing about things You know about. 83 00:04:20,828 --> 00:04:21,829 Carl! 84 00:04:22,863 --> 00:04:23,931 Carl! 85 00:04:24,798 --> 00:04:26,634 Now, don't panic. 86 00:04:31,372 --> 00:04:34,508 The water Will just be off Four hours a day. 87 00:04:36,577 --> 00:04:38,746 Now I know we can all live With that, 88 00:04:38,812 --> 00:04:41,482 And think of the money We'll be saving. 89 00:04:41,549 --> 00:04:46,186 I know how to save a lot More money--nobody eats. 90 00:04:46,253 --> 00:04:48,489 I'll turn it Right back on. 91 00:04:57,665 --> 00:05:00,801 - hi, aunt rachel. - hi, baby. 92 00:05:00,868 --> 00:05:02,470 How was school? 93 00:05:02,536 --> 00:05:04,171 I can get a's in my sleep. 94 00:05:04,237 --> 00:05:07,408 The public-school system Is geared for kids like eddie. 95 00:05:09,009 --> 00:05:11,879 - how's the story coming? - it's not. 96 00:05:11,945 --> 00:05:13,547 I keep getting A lot of ideas 97 00:05:13,614 --> 00:05:16,083 But none of them Amount to anything. 98 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:18,151 I'm sort of blocked. 99 00:05:18,218 --> 00:05:20,921 Alright, I want everyone In this house 100 00:05:20,988 --> 00:05:25,092 In the living room, Right now on the double. 101 00:05:25,158 --> 00:05:26,794 Uh-oh. 102 00:05:26,860 --> 00:05:28,462 It's aquaman. 103 00:05:31,365 --> 00:05:33,166 Alright. 104 00:05:33,233 --> 00:05:35,235 Who did it? 105 00:05:35,302 --> 00:05:37,270 Who left the sprinkler On all day? 106 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:41,375 The front yard Looks like a rice paddy. 107 00:05:41,442 --> 00:05:44,912 Don't look at me. I don't do outside work. 108 00:05:46,246 --> 00:05:47,180 I didn't do it. 109 00:05:47,247 --> 00:05:48,449 Not me. 110 00:05:48,516 --> 00:05:51,952 I haven't done anything. I'm blocked. 111 00:05:52,019 --> 00:05:54,187 Well, who could it be? 112 00:05:54,254 --> 00:05:55,889 Hi, everybody. 113 00:05:57,825 --> 00:05:59,560 Edward. 114 00:06:00,828 --> 00:06:02,430 Son. 115 00:06:02,496 --> 00:06:05,466 Did you turn on The sprinkler today? 116 00:06:05,533 --> 00:06:08,536 Yeah, dad, I turned it on This morning. 117 00:06:08,602 --> 00:06:11,271 And without even Being asked. 118 00:06:11,338 --> 00:06:14,842 But you forgot To turn it off. 119 00:06:16,143 --> 00:06:20,481 I got you there, dad. You didn't tell me That part. 120 00:06:20,548 --> 00:06:24,585 Edward, the human body Is 65% water. 121 00:06:24,652 --> 00:06:27,588 If we come up short, You're the first to go. 122 00:06:29,256 --> 00:06:32,025 Carl, you're getting Out of hand With this water thing. 123 00:06:32,092 --> 00:06:33,360 Out of hand? 124 00:06:33,427 --> 00:06:36,830 I have to rent scuba gear To get the evening paper. 125 00:06:36,897 --> 00:06:39,366 From now on, nobody uses a drop Of water in this house 126 00:06:39,433 --> 00:06:41,401 Without written permission From me. 127 00:06:41,469 --> 00:06:43,036 Oh, no! 128 00:06:43,103 --> 00:06:45,005 What are you Talking about? 129 00:06:45,072 --> 00:06:48,609 I wonder If george and barbara Have an extra room. 130 00:06:50,544 --> 00:06:51,512 I work too hard! 131 00:06:51,579 --> 00:06:53,847 I only make $355 a week! 132 00:06:53,914 --> 00:06:56,383 Aunt rachel, You want something To write about? 133 00:06:56,450 --> 00:06:57,718 Write about This family. 134 00:06:57,785 --> 00:07:01,254 People love Stories about Domestic violence. 135 00:07:01,321 --> 00:07:03,557 And another thing... 136 00:07:11,164 --> 00:07:14,001 Mama, we are doing good. 137 00:07:14,067 --> 00:07:16,003 We're doing real good. 138 00:07:16,069 --> 00:07:19,473 I've been checking The meter now every day For the past two weeks, 139 00:07:19,540 --> 00:07:22,710 And water consumption Is finally under control. 140 00:07:22,776 --> 00:07:23,711 Good. 141 00:07:23,777 --> 00:07:26,780 Now maybe I can Firm up my waterbed. 142 00:07:31,018 --> 00:07:35,589 I'm really getting sick of this. I want some of that mail. 143 00:07:35,656 --> 00:07:38,959 Okay. Here. Take this. 144 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:41,862 This is junk mail. 145 00:07:41,929 --> 00:07:43,497 Hey, you're new In this profession. 146 00:07:43,564 --> 00:07:45,198 You've got to start At the bottom. 147 00:07:45,265 --> 00:07:47,134 I was born At the bottom. 148 00:07:50,838 --> 00:07:52,773 Here you go. Grandma... 149 00:07:52,840 --> 00:07:55,275 * ...Right foot in Put your right foot out * 150 00:07:55,342 --> 00:07:57,210 * you put your Right foot... * 151 00:08:02,716 --> 00:08:04,151 Come on, baby. 152 00:08:04,217 --> 00:08:07,120 This is a top-of-the-line Teething ring. 153 00:08:11,759 --> 00:08:14,127 He hates this thing. 154 00:08:14,194 --> 00:08:15,929 You're doing it all wrong. 155 00:08:15,996 --> 00:08:19,600 Excuse me. It didn't come With instructions. 156 00:08:19,667 --> 00:08:21,569 Watch and learn. 157 00:08:21,635 --> 00:08:24,504 Dip it in a little Apple sauce, 158 00:08:24,572 --> 00:08:28,108 And then... Here you go, sweetie. 159 00:08:32,179 --> 00:08:35,683 Oh, sure. Anybody Can do it that way. 160 00:08:35,749 --> 00:08:39,753 Mail call For aunt rachel. 161 00:08:39,820 --> 00:08:41,254 That's for dinner. 162 00:08:41,321 --> 00:08:43,123 Sorry. 163 00:08:43,190 --> 00:08:46,059 It's from the magazine I sent my new short story to. 164 00:08:46,126 --> 00:08:47,127 Open it. Open it. 165 00:08:49,963 --> 00:08:52,933 What did they say? What did they say? 166 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:56,403 I sold my story! I sold it! I sold it! 167 00:08:56,469 --> 00:08:58,672 You sold it. You sold it. 168 00:08:58,739 --> 00:09:00,473 Am I going to get A chance to read it? 169 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:02,810 I didn't want you To see until I knew it was good. 170 00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:06,680 But I'm going out and make Copies for everyone. Will you watch little richie? 171 00:09:06,747 --> 00:09:08,916 Sure, no problem. Oh, good. 172 00:09:08,982 --> 00:09:11,318 Oh, by the way, He needs changing. Thanks. 173 00:09:13,286 --> 00:09:16,356 Laura, get down here! 174 00:09:16,423 --> 00:09:18,926 The baby needs changing. 175 00:09:30,838 --> 00:09:34,141 So, what did you think Of my story? 176 00:09:39,479 --> 00:09:41,982 Rachel, this story Is about us. 177 00:09:42,049 --> 00:09:43,751 No, it's not. I made it up. 178 00:09:43,817 --> 00:09:45,653 You made it up? 179 00:09:45,719 --> 00:09:49,122 This story is About a woman who moves in With her sister's family. 180 00:09:49,189 --> 00:09:52,059 The father's a cop. The mother works At a newspaper. 181 00:09:52,125 --> 00:09:55,996 And they live in a house With their three kids And a grandmother. 182 00:09:56,063 --> 00:09:59,132 Okay. I know that sounds Like this family. 183 00:09:59,199 --> 00:10:02,169 I just used you As a jumping-off point. 184 00:10:02,235 --> 00:10:04,738 I don't think You jumped far enough. 185 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:09,877 You make me seem pushy. I'm not pushy. 186 00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:12,780 Yeah. Hush up, carl! 187 00:10:12,846 --> 00:10:15,382 I want you to take me Out of the story. 188 00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:16,950 Mother winslow. 189 00:10:17,017 --> 00:10:20,087 You make me seem Like a cheapskate. 190 00:10:20,153 --> 00:10:21,989 Got that part right. 191 00:10:22,055 --> 00:10:25,458 Why are you guys so upset? She made me seem like 192 00:10:25,525 --> 00:10:28,295 Some kind of smart-mouth Know-it-all. 193 00:10:31,198 --> 00:10:34,267 Come on, guys, it's just' a Little story for a magazine. 194 00:10:34,334 --> 00:10:36,904 I doubt if anyone we know Will even read it. 195 00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:41,341 What about me? You said I whine. I don't whine! 196 00:10:42,575 --> 00:10:45,412 Honey, it's not About you. 197 00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:47,681 Way to go, rachel. 198 00:10:49,016 --> 00:10:51,418 Come on, guys. I made it up. Really. 199 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:55,122 Hasn't anyone noticed The family's Nothing like us? 200 00:10:55,188 --> 00:10:56,323 They have cable. 201 00:10:57,958 --> 00:11:01,161 Aunt rachel, I loved your story. 202 00:11:01,228 --> 00:11:05,098 Finally, someone Who knows it's fiction. 203 00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:08,135 What fiction? You captured The real me-- 204 00:11:08,201 --> 00:11:10,938 A guy who's Great with the babes. 205 00:11:13,874 --> 00:11:16,243 That is the only part That is fiction. 206 00:11:17,310 --> 00:11:18,445 Oh, yeah? 207 00:11:19,780 --> 00:11:22,115 Don't be hittin' nobody on the Head! 208 00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:23,951 You're crazy enough As it is. 209 00:11:27,287 --> 00:11:30,791 Harriette, you haven't Said a word. 210 00:11:30,858 --> 00:11:32,960 You're A reasonable person. 211 00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:35,162 What did you think Of my story? 212 00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:40,700 You want to know What I think About this story? 213 00:11:40,768 --> 00:11:42,435 Maybe not. 214 00:11:43,971 --> 00:11:46,940 Rachel, I think this story Is about you and me, 215 00:11:47,007 --> 00:11:49,209 How you see me As overbearing Big sister 216 00:11:49,276 --> 00:11:51,278 Who's always Pushing you around. 217 00:11:51,344 --> 00:11:55,048 It's nice to finally know How you really feel. 218 00:11:55,115 --> 00:11:57,785 Harriette, it's just A little story. 219 00:11:57,851 --> 00:12:01,121 Well, your words speak Louder than your words. 220 00:12:04,024 --> 00:12:05,425 What does that mean? 221 00:12:05,492 --> 00:12:08,061 I don't know. I'm fired up. 222 00:12:09,429 --> 00:12:11,298 Harriette, come on. 223 00:12:24,377 --> 00:12:27,948 So you see, mother winslow? That's the way we writers do it. 224 00:12:28,015 --> 00:12:29,049 Oh. 225 00:12:29,116 --> 00:12:30,550 We take Somebody we know 226 00:12:30,617 --> 00:12:33,320 And use them as a model For a fictional character. 227 00:12:33,386 --> 00:12:34,587 Uh-huh. 228 00:12:34,654 --> 00:12:37,690 Like hemingway-- He used his friends In his stories. 229 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:40,560 I met hemingway In cuba once-- 230 00:12:40,627 --> 00:12:42,429 All sizzle And no steak. 231 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:47,234 Rachel, I convinced harriette To talk to you. 232 00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:49,602 You're gonna have To do the rest. 233 00:12:49,669 --> 00:12:51,504 Thanks, carl. 234 00:12:51,571 --> 00:12:53,073 Excuse me, Mother winslow. 235 00:12:53,140 --> 00:12:55,442 I'll be praying For you, honey. 236 00:13:03,951 --> 00:13:05,618 Okay. Harriette, 237 00:13:05,685 --> 00:13:09,656 I know that you two Can straighten out This misunderstanding. 238 00:13:09,722 --> 00:13:11,658 So just go right ahead. 239 00:13:11,724 --> 00:13:13,793 Straighten out The misunderstanding. 240 00:13:14,694 --> 00:13:15,863 Right out. 241 00:13:23,403 --> 00:13:26,473 Harriette, I'm really Sorry this upset you. 242 00:13:26,539 --> 00:13:28,641 But I was just trying to do What you told me-- 243 00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:30,110 Write about What I know. 244 00:13:30,177 --> 00:13:33,280 See? Let's all go out And get ice cream. 245 00:13:36,683 --> 00:13:38,886 I just want to ask One thing, rachel. 246 00:13:38,952 --> 00:13:41,521 Did you mean all that stuff You wrote about me? 247 00:13:41,588 --> 00:13:43,256 It's not you, harriette. 248 00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:46,193 Henrietta is A fictional character. 249 00:13:46,259 --> 00:13:49,596 See? Let's go get That ice cream. Come on. 250 00:13:51,598 --> 00:13:55,969 So you don't think I try To control your life Like that sister in the story? 251 00:13:56,036 --> 00:13:59,072 Well, not all the time. 252 00:13:59,139 --> 00:14:01,108 What do you mean, Not all the time? 253 00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:04,344 Well, sometimes you do Try to control my life. 254 00:14:04,411 --> 00:14:06,546 When? Name one time! 255 00:14:06,613 --> 00:14:09,082 Hah! I could name 100. 256 00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:11,985 You tell me how to dress, How to do my make-up. 257 00:14:12,052 --> 00:14:13,420 And you even gave me A lecture 258 00:14:13,486 --> 00:14:15,956 On how to give my baby A teething ring. 259 00:14:16,023 --> 00:14:18,926 You know that really Made my hair Stand on end. 260 00:14:18,992 --> 00:14:23,030 Well, it'd be a lot better than The way you're wearing it now. 261 00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:29,536 You know, I don't think I put enough of you in my story. 262 00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:31,939 I may do a novel! 263 00:14:32,005 --> 00:14:34,641 How would you like To do it in traction? 264 00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:39,112 Did they make up? 265 00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:41,714 Well, they were close. 266 00:14:41,781 --> 00:14:44,517 Real close. 267 00:14:44,584 --> 00:14:45,986 Mm-hmm. 268 00:14:50,857 --> 00:14:53,160 Ooh, you look bad. 269 00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:54,194 I know. 270 00:14:55,695 --> 00:14:59,666 Where are you going? You smell like you Gargled with aqua velva. 271 00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:04,237 I'm going over To linda fontana's house To ask her out. 272 00:15:04,304 --> 00:15:06,073 You'd better go back Upstairs first. 273 00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:08,475 'cause you forgot Your brain. 274 00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:11,178 Linda fontana is the prettiest Girl in your school. 275 00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:13,947 There's no way She's gonna go out with you. 276 00:15:14,014 --> 00:15:16,649 Rachel's story taught me A lot about women. 277 00:15:16,716 --> 00:15:20,253 I figure linda's waiting For a real man to come along, 278 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:22,822 One who's Not intimidated By her beauty, 279 00:15:22,889 --> 00:15:24,357 And that's me... 280 00:15:26,226 --> 00:15:29,096 Edward "Stud" winslow. 281 00:15:32,065 --> 00:15:34,701 How much Of that cologne Did you swallow? 282 00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:45,979 So, have you made up With rachel yet? 283 00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:51,351 Well, I guess not. 284 00:15:53,553 --> 00:15:55,088 Rachel! 285 00:15:55,155 --> 00:15:57,090 You're just In time for lunch. 286 00:15:57,157 --> 00:15:59,126 Carl, would you please Tell harriette 287 00:15:59,192 --> 00:16:01,561 I'll be eating lunch In my room? 288 00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:04,297 Carl, please tell rachel, If she's eating there, 289 00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:05,698 She better Call for pizza 290 00:16:05,765 --> 00:16:07,567 Because my food's Not leaving this kitchen. 291 00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:11,071 Carl, would you tell harriette That that's just fine with me? 292 00:16:11,138 --> 00:16:13,006 But--but... 293 00:16:15,042 --> 00:16:17,177 Mom, if judy And I fight, 294 00:16:17,244 --> 00:16:21,048 Can I have pizza In my room, too? 295 00:16:21,114 --> 00:16:22,682 Just a thought. 296 00:16:24,017 --> 00:16:26,119 Harriette... 297 00:16:26,186 --> 00:16:29,189 How can You still be upset At rachel's story? 298 00:16:29,256 --> 00:16:31,424 All the rest of us Have forgiven her. 299 00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:33,926 Carl, she didn't do A number on you. 300 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:36,529 You were just A tightwad And a blow-hard. 301 00:16:39,032 --> 00:16:40,733 She thinks I'm A terrible sister. 302 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:43,303 All these years, I thought I was helping out. 303 00:16:43,370 --> 00:16:45,505 But all the time She's being seeing me As some tyrant 304 00:16:45,572 --> 00:16:47,807 Who's been trying To control her life. 305 00:16:47,874 --> 00:16:49,242 You know What I think? 306 00:16:49,309 --> 00:16:52,312 Both of you have let this Thing get way out of hand. 307 00:16:52,379 --> 00:16:55,014 And it's now time To talk it out. 308 00:16:55,082 --> 00:16:57,750 I don't want To talk to her. 309 00:16:57,817 --> 00:16:59,586 Honey, 310 00:16:59,652 --> 00:17:01,888 Look, I know you're Hurting right now, 311 00:17:01,954 --> 00:17:05,158 But you wouldn't be Hurting if you didn't Love her so much. 312 00:17:05,225 --> 00:17:06,693 I don't know How two people 313 00:17:06,759 --> 00:17:09,162 Who love each other the way you And rachel do 314 00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:11,464 Can let this Come between you. 315 00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:12,799 And I know that Neither one of you 316 00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:15,702 Are gonna be happy Until you work it out. 317 00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:17,637 Now come on, honey. 318 00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:19,572 Work it out. 319 00:17:26,813 --> 00:17:28,815 I don't want to Work it out. 320 00:17:41,594 --> 00:17:42,929 Hi, aunt rachel. 321 00:17:42,995 --> 00:17:45,031 Hi, baby. 322 00:17:45,098 --> 00:17:46,699 Want some? 323 00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:47,934 No, thanks. 324 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:51,138 I guess you and mom Still aren't talking, huh. 325 00:17:51,204 --> 00:17:54,341 You know this is just about Our worst fight ever. 326 00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:56,576 Hey, don't let it Get you down. 327 00:17:56,643 --> 00:17:58,811 I know what it's Like being a sister. 328 00:17:58,878 --> 00:18:00,947 Judy and I Fight all the time. 329 00:18:01,013 --> 00:18:02,382 Yeah? 330 00:18:02,449 --> 00:18:04,684 Do you say really Awful things to her? 331 00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:05,785 Sure. 332 00:18:05,852 --> 00:18:08,721 Being a middle child Has to have some perks. 333 00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:12,692 But I don't really mean What things I say. 334 00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:16,596 I'd never tell her this, But I love the kid. 335 00:18:16,663 --> 00:18:19,031 Anyone seen my Bratty kathy doll? 336 00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,867 Beat it, you little rug rat! 337 00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:25,305 See? 338 00:18:25,372 --> 00:18:27,207 I wasn't really Trying to hit her. 339 00:18:27,274 --> 00:18:31,110 She has to learn To knock Before she enters. 340 00:18:31,178 --> 00:18:33,713 I think you should go Apologize right now. 341 00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:34,814 I will. 342 00:18:34,881 --> 00:18:37,484 You think I want to ruin Our relationship? 343 00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:39,519 See, that's The important thing. 344 00:18:39,586 --> 00:18:42,355 No matter What happens Between sisters, 345 00:18:42,422 --> 00:18:45,225 You don't Let it ruin The relationship. 346 00:18:55,768 --> 00:18:57,804 Well, I think She got the message. 347 00:18:57,870 --> 00:18:59,005 How did I do? 348 00:18:59,071 --> 00:19:01,641 You were great. Your timing was perfect. 349 00:19:01,708 --> 00:19:03,243 I don't know how mom And aunt rachel 350 00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:05,612 Ever got through life Without us without us? 351 00:19:39,346 --> 00:19:41,281 Harriette, We've got to talk. 352 00:19:41,348 --> 00:19:43,350 I'm listening. 353 00:19:43,416 --> 00:19:46,219 I am so sorry I wrote that story. 354 00:19:46,286 --> 00:19:49,088 I never meant To hurt you. 355 00:19:49,155 --> 00:19:51,858 It's not about The story anymore. 356 00:19:51,924 --> 00:19:55,194 I'm sorry for everything Else I said, too. 357 00:19:55,262 --> 00:19:56,563 So you don't think I push you around 358 00:19:56,629 --> 00:19:58,631 And try to control Your life? 359 00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:00,867 Okay. I don't Feel that way. 360 00:20:00,933 --> 00:20:03,002 You do, too. 361 00:20:03,069 --> 00:20:06,273 Okay. I do feel that way. 362 00:20:06,339 --> 00:20:09,409 I don't know What you want me to say. 363 00:20:09,476 --> 00:20:11,878 I want you To tell me the truth. 364 00:20:11,944 --> 00:20:15,815 Fine. Sometimes I feel Like you push me around. 365 00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:18,318 No, I don't. 366 00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:20,953 I just Give you advice. 367 00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:22,221 Harriette, 368 00:20:22,289 --> 00:20:24,457 You may mean it As advice, 369 00:20:24,524 --> 00:20:27,126 But it comes across Like giving orders. 370 00:20:27,193 --> 00:20:28,695 It's like you don't respect me 371 00:20:28,761 --> 00:20:31,431 Or like you think I'm not capable Of thinking for myself. 372 00:20:31,498 --> 00:20:33,866 That is not true. Yes, it is. 373 00:20:33,933 --> 00:20:37,370 Ever since we were little girls, You've talked to me that way. 374 00:20:37,437 --> 00:20:39,706 But I have nothing but Respect for you, rachel. 375 00:20:39,772 --> 00:20:41,207 The type of person You are, 376 00:20:41,274 --> 00:20:43,476 Your values, Your ability as a writer, 377 00:20:43,543 --> 00:20:46,979 Those are the things I always admired about you. 378 00:20:47,046 --> 00:20:48,715 Really? 379 00:20:48,781 --> 00:20:50,783 Yeah, and if I boss you Around sometimes, 380 00:20:50,850 --> 00:20:53,119 It's only because I care about you 381 00:20:53,185 --> 00:20:55,388 And want only The best for you. 382 00:20:56,989 --> 00:20:58,491 Well... 383 00:20:58,558 --> 00:21:02,161 You always have Been strong and dependable, 384 00:21:02,228 --> 00:21:04,464 Just like A second mom. 385 00:21:06,032 --> 00:21:07,767 Only younger. 386 00:21:09,836 --> 00:21:12,104 Well, I can see you don't Need me as a mother 387 00:21:12,171 --> 00:21:14,841 You need me As a sister. 388 00:21:14,907 --> 00:21:17,710 Oh, that would be fine. 389 00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:19,979 From now on when We're having a problem, 390 00:21:20,046 --> 00:21:22,815 I want you to tell me About it face to face 391 00:21:22,882 --> 00:21:25,818 Instead of putting it In a national magazine. 392 00:21:27,019 --> 00:21:28,355 Fair enough. 393 00:21:28,421 --> 00:21:31,424 And I want you to let me know If I'm getting pushy. 394 00:21:31,491 --> 00:21:33,192 Okay. I will. 395 00:21:33,259 --> 00:21:36,195 Whenever I'm pushy, I want you to say-- 396 00:21:36,262 --> 00:21:38,498 Harriette, You're being pushy. 397 00:21:39,832 --> 00:21:42,402 Boy! It sneaks up On you, doesn't it? 398 00:21:45,271 --> 00:21:46,906 So are we Friends now? 399 00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:49,442 Sure. Ooh! I missed you So much. 400 00:21:49,509 --> 00:21:50,710 I missed you, too. 401 00:21:50,777 --> 00:21:53,680 Oh, I knew you guys Would work it out. 402 00:21:53,746 --> 00:21:57,283 Mmm. Boy, I'm glad That's over. 403 00:21:57,350 --> 00:21:58,718 All I can say is I'm glad that story 404 00:21:58,785 --> 00:22:01,388 Didn't cause Any more trouble Than it did. 405 00:22:13,265 --> 00:22:15,602 Edward! 406 00:22:15,668 --> 00:22:17,970 Wh--what happened To you? 407 00:22:18,037 --> 00:22:21,474 I went over to linda fontana's House to ask her out. 408 00:22:21,541 --> 00:22:23,843 And she beat you up? 409 00:22:25,512 --> 00:22:28,848 Gee, whatever happened To girls just saying no? 410 00:22:30,917 --> 00:22:32,485 It wasn't her. 411 00:22:32,552 --> 00:22:35,287 It was Her boyfriend... 412 00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:37,457 Bubba. 413 00:22:39,692 --> 00:22:41,327 Aunt rachel, Next time you write a story, 414 00:22:41,394 --> 00:22:43,362 Leave me out of it, please. 415 00:22:43,430 --> 00:22:45,297 Son, come on. 416 00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:47,133 I think it's time We had a little talk 417 00:22:47,199 --> 00:22:50,336 About women And guys named bubba. 418 00:22:50,403 --> 00:22:53,673 Wow! What did you do? Take a bath in cologne? 419 00:22:54,707 --> 00:22:56,075 Whew!